'Smith Happens': Don't Ask!?

This is . . . Brayley!!!

"Brayley-isms"

Our little boy's misnomers and sayings:

- "I have to wash it, it has floor on it!" (When something is dropped and thought to be dirty)

- "You have to be patience"

- "Lellow" (the color yellow)

- "I luz you"

-"This BIG is too BED for me!"

-"It's slipperly" (It's slippery)

-"Everything is upside-backwards" (upside-down)

- "I need you to do me a flavor..." (I need you to do me a favor)

- "I'm not Brayley, I'm Spiderman"

- "Gloria... in excelsis Danny!" (Gloria... in excelsis Deo)

- "Hand Sa-tizer" (Hand Sanitizer)

- "Ma-Rote" (Remote)

- "Roll Eagle" (War Eagle - Too many 'Bama fans trying to convert him has led to his confusion!)

- "Jack and Gary" (Tom and Jerry, the cartoon)

"Addy-ese"

Our little girl's babbles and sayings:

- "It was an accidenK" (accident)

- "Mowch, mowch, mowch" (March, march, march)

- "Hol Ju, Hol Ju" (Pick me up, please.)

- "Ion sh*t" (I want to see it.)

- "Havi-Holi" (Ravioli)

- "Hep You" (Help me please.)

- "My, My ..." (I want my or showing possession.)

- "Baby Dawg" (Baby Doll)

- "Ion Key-us" (I want a kiss)

- "Tee Man" (What she calls Spiderman or any other superhero)

- "Ion tell cree-cret" (I want to tell you a secret)

- "Hoawner" (What she calls her cousin, Hunter)

- "Flip Flocks" (Flip Flops)

- "Spudding" (Pudding)

- "Ba-Skeddie" (Spaghetti)

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Don't Ask!?

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